The year everyone said "no horny!" (ESC 2022 2/2)

In hindsight, it's incredibly funny how my mood changes during the contest. I'm always really excited before the show, have a lot of fun during the semis... And then get mad at the results the next day.

Or at least this is how it looked like this year.

While I still enjoyed the final, I couldn't help but be a bit bitter that most of my favourites didn't qualify. And that the songs I liked the least took their place.

Which songs am I talking about? Well, let's recount what happened in the final of Eurovision 2022 and see!

25. Germany: "Rockstars" by Malik Harris

To say this song is giving me a massive déjà vu is to say nothing. I'm sure I've already heard something with similar melody, especially the vocal part. Which... Kinda sums up this entry pretty well.

 

We've already heard that. Many times. Nothing new.

Okay, maybe except for this talked part. Which, to be honest, sounds like someone cut it from completely different track and pasted in the middle of this one.

On a more positive note – I like the idea with instruments arranged in circle, with them getting added to the music when Malik uses each. That was nice.

However, I still think Germany should have sent Electric Callboy. With how energetic these guys are, I'm sure they'd rock the scene!

24. France: "Fulenn" by Alvan & Ahez

You know, usually I abstain from saying that a country was robbed... But sweet Arceus, France was fucking robbed this year!

"Fulenn" is one of the highlights of Eurovision 2022 and it pisses me off so much it ended so low. It's unique. Atmospheric. Sensual. And incredibly beautiful. It's a song about dancing in the forest that actually makes you want to dance in the forest! And it's in Breton, language we usually don't get music in! And it sounds awesome!

 

Also, let's show some appreciation for the dancer. She was wonderful.

 

(By the way, fun fact: there wasn't a single song in French this year. Actually, there wasn't a single line in French, first time in general. Interesting, isn't it?)

23. Iceland: "Með Hækkandi Sól" by Systur

A very soft tune with some western vibes. Not something I usually listen to... But I have to admit, I kinda like it. Especially the vocals, they're very pleasant.

 

Also, Icelandic is such a pretty language, isn't it?

 

22. Czech Republic: "Lights Off" by We Are Domi

There's never enough electronic music during Eurovision, especially such danceable one. This song is so catchy, it's hard not to bounce while listening to it! We Are Domi did amazing job during the performance, they had so much energy on stage!

 

Another great thing about "Lights Off" is vocal. Dominika Hašková nailed it!

Also, purple. Purple, purple, purple.

21. Finland: "Jezebel" by The Rasmus

To be honest, despite its cult status, I've never heard about this band until this year. And while "Jezebel" isn't their top, this entry is actually pretty nice. The Rasmus are really energetic and infect the audience with said energy. You can also see how much they are into performing – their smiles are so genuine! This all compensates the fact the song isn't very special on its own.

 

I also have to admit, I like the reference to "It". I have no idea how it relates to the song... But it was cool. However, one question: did anyone later removed the balloons (one during the semi and one during the final) from under the ceiling? Or are they still there?

After his death, Georgie reincarnated into a Finnish rockstar.

20. Armenia: "Snap" by Rosa Linn

This is exactly how my room looks like when the spring allergy hits – tissues, tissues everywhere.

 

Objectively speaking, this entry is not bad. The stage setting is interesting, the vocals good... However, there is something in the instrumental I just can't stand. There is no reason for the song to piss me off so much and yet, I can't listen to it. Why? We'll never know...

19. Belgium: "Miss You" by Jérémie Makiese

I like the choreography in this one... And to be honest, that's all.

 

Unfortunately, this entry is one of the most boring ones. Apart from the dancers, nothing happens here. The song isn't captivating either – it sounds like soundtrack of a romantic movie, playing in a scene where the protagonist walks through the busy American city, sulking. And this is definitely not a compliment. Quite a pity...

18. Romania: "Llámame" by WRS

It's official: Romania out-Spained Spain this year.

And it's awesome.

I love everything about this entry. The song is catchy, the dancing energetic, the costumes daring, it's just perfect! It also has some string queer vibes, which make it even better. It's also very, very hot, with all the sensual dance moves and singer's charisma. I'm legit surprised it didn't end in top 10. Romania definitely deserved it. So sexy!

I'm not immune to pretty people in body glitter, okay?

17. Switzerland: "Boys Do Cry" by Marius Bear

"Snap" might be pissing me off by no reason, but this is the entry that I loathe the most. One that makes me question what the fuck it was doing there, especially in the final. If in "Miss You" nothing happens, here nothing happens even MORE. This is the ultimate boredom, it should be listed under its definition in dictionary. Like. What the fuck, Switzerland?!

I miss Gjon...

16. Azerbaijan: "Fade to Black" by Nadir Rustamli

I have to admit, I kinda like the chorus. Unfortunately, the chorus doesn't make the whole song, so... Yeah. I'm not fond of this entry either.

Also, seeing the dancer do all these wild swings while standing on these stairs gave me anxiety. Like. How the hell didn't he fall?!

15. Australia: "Not the Same" by Sheldon Riley

The vocals are great here, Sheldon Riley really has the power. However, this can't be said about rest of the song. Another boring ballad...

 

From the whole entry, I think I liked the costume the most. It's extravagant and looks great, especially the headwear. Shine, shiny~

 

14. Lithuania: "Sentimentai" by Monika Liu

I totally can't see the appeal off this song... Like, don't get me wrong, it's very well performed and stuff. It's just not my type of music.

I love how Monika Liu is enjoying singing, though. She's so expressive and just vibes, it's a pleasure to see.

Also, I want this dress. Shiny!

13. Estonia: "Hope" by Stefan

Okay, what the hell is with ESC2022 and all these western themed entries?! This one is third. THIRD. Is 2022 a year of a cowboy or what?!

However, I can't deny "Hope" has some kind of charm. I don't know if it's the vibes, Stefan's performance or what... It's nice.

There is only one thing that's bothering me: how many times did Stefan have to practice this jump over the fountain? And did he land in the water at least once? The gap looks huge...

12. Poland: "River" by Ochman

Alright, sweethearts, it's official: the world is fucking ending. Or in other words: Poland had a decent Eurovision entry.

Of course, it's still another goddamn ballad. However, it's objectively good. It's atmospheric and, most importantly, the live performance didn't make me want to claw my ears and eyes out and die from cringe (yeah, I'm still not over the disaster from last year...). Mad kudos to Krystian Ochman, he did the impossible. I'm really impressed.

11. Netherlands: "De Diepte" by S10

Yes, S10 had really beautiful voice. Yes, Dutch is a pretty language. But none of this changes the fact "De Diepte" is just another boring ballad entry. And maybe I'll leave it like that...

10. Norway: "Give That Wolf a Banana" by Subwoolfer

FINALLY NOT A BALLAD!!!

But really, THIS is what Eurovision is about: catchy music, crazy costumes, silly choreographies... Just fun. And space furries singing about eating bananas are fun incarnated.

Really, saying that Norway was my personal favourite from this year's final would be an understatement. "Give That Wolf a Banana" is perfect. Just perfect. And Keith and Jim are such adorable dorks (who never went out of character through whole contest!), it was hard not to root for them.

Remember how they gave Mika a hug?

Ultimate "awwwwwwwwww" moment!

(By the way, the song they released in July slaps. Hard).

 

9. Portugal: "Saudade, saudade" by MARO

I have a problem with this entry.

On one hand, it's another ballad. But on the other... There is something mesmerising about its moody atmosphere, minimalist staging and the feeling of intimacy created by positioning all singers in a circle, facing each other. Also, I can't deny, MARO has really beautiful voice. And hair.

I wish I could do braids on myself...

8. Greece: "Die Together" by Amanda Georgiadi Tenfjord

I really like the singing here, especially the powerful note at the end. Also, the synth effects on backing vocals sound good, like something out of an Imogen Heap song. But the rest... I know I'm saying it a lot, but I'll do it again: I've already heard this song. And it's a bit boring.

Also, what the fuck is her dress made of?!

Not gonna lie, these chairs are giving me strong "we have Salvador Dalí at home" vibe...

7. Moldova: "Trenulețul" by Zdob şi Zdub & Advahov Brothers

Moldova is one of the very few countries this year, who understood the Eurovisional assignment. "Trenulețul" is not only a great song with nice folk elements and very catchy melody. Zdob şi Zdub & Advahov Brothers brought a lot of positive energy on stage, so much needed in the year drowning in ballads. Their enthusiasm is contagious, it's hard not to smile while watching this entry.

Also, can we focus for a moment on how well choreographed this performance is? Every move is planned and just fits into the show. At the same time, it all looks very natural. Really, it's incredible.

And I absolutely love the guitar solo – undeniably best part of the song.

6. Italy: "Brividi" by Mahmood & Blanco

Last year, Italy slayed. This year... Well. You see.

To be honest, the only thing I like about this entry is Mahmood's piercings. These crystals look quite good, especially with the suit... Blanco's costume is one big wtf though. I'm starting to suspect they were dressed by two completely different costuming departments, who didn't contact each other...

Also, one more thing.

Blanco, would you kindly GET THE FUCK OFF THE PIANO?! Thank you.

5. Serbia: "In Corpore Sano" by Konstrakta

There she is – our Serbian queen of hygiene.

It's hard to express in words how much I love this entry. The mesmerising rhythm, accentuated by clapping, and slightly cultish vibes of the performance makes it hard not to lose oneself in it. At the same time, the lyrics are more than just about hydration and health – "In Corpore Sano" is focused on pretty fucked up situation of artists in Serbia. As Konstrakta notices, you don't have health insurance as an artist, which leaves you on your own in the case of illness. So, only thing you can do is hope you'll biti zdrava.

 

Also, while Serbian is a really beautiful language, I love the Latin part. I wish there was more (non-church) music in this language...

 

 4. Sweden: "Hold Me Closer" by Cornelia Jakobs

The number of entries this year that can be the best described as "generic" is truly scary... Like, again: this song is not bad. Except for quite interesting vocals, it's just nothing special. And can someone explain me what the hell this giant spinning plate is?!

 

I kinda like the attire, though. The long sparkly strings really do look nice.

3. Spain: "SloMo" by Chanel

Spain might have gotten more points, but I still think that Romania spained better.

Jokes aside, this entry is actually really good. While the song is only okay, the staging and choreography are outstanding. The dancing is so wild and sexy, it's impossible to take one's eyes away. I especially like the part after Chanel takes off the jacket. She slays.

Damn, this entry is whole three minutes of Chanel slaying. And it's awesome.

2. United Kingdom: "Space Man" by Sam Ryder

My boyfriend is American. At the beginning of May, he asked me to explain Eurovision to him. Among other crucial information, I told him about UK's many fails and jokingly added that "no one likes UK".

I think you can guess how dumb I felt when I saw that this year, UK was fucking second.

To be honest, I totally don't get what's the difference between this entry and the ones from previous years. It's similar forgettable stuff we get almost every year and yet 2022 got treated differently. Is it because of the high notes? Of the (quite cool, I have to admit) guitar solo? We'll never know...

1. Ukraine: "Stefania" by Kalush Orchestra

Many people said that Ukraine has won because of political reasons. That they got votes because others were sorry for them. Guess what?

I don't give a flying fuck about it.

The victory of Ukraine is well-deserved. "Stefania" is an incredible entry. It's a perfect mix of folklore and modern elements: traditional singing blends with rapping, folk instruments with hip-hop beat, breakdance choreography is performed by a dancer dressed as a character from Ukrainian legends. And the song itself is so amazingly catchy, I couldn't get it out of my head for months after the contest.

Also, can we appreciate the return of the Cute Sopilka Guy, Ihor Didenchuk?

You go, Ihor! You're the best!

Seriously, I couldn't be happier with the winner of Eurovision 2022. Well done, Ukraine. Well done!

***

Because of the ongoing war, Eurovision 2023 will be hosted in UK. At the moment of writing, the city has already been announced: Liverpool. To be honest, I'm not sure if this is a good idea. I mean, okay, UK came second. However, given the recent events – death of the queen and coronation of the new monarch – I don't think UK should host the contest either. Not only is it battling a lot of economic issues right now, I'm afraid the ruler situation will push the winner aside. And Ukraine deserves to be celebrated properly.

However, despite the fact Eurovision 2023 is closer than further (once again, I'm sorry for the delay...), there is still a lot of stuff that hasn't been settled yet. Who knows what might change until May... For now, let's all be happy because of Ukraine's win.

And let's hope there won't be as many ballads next year, I really can't take it any more...

 

All images (except for the hug one) were screenshot from the videos embedded in this post.

The hug was screenshot from https://youtu.be/JMVoEdJYW6Y

The year everyone said "no horny!" (ESC 2022 1/2)

Hello, sweethearts!

I know, I know, I promised to write about Eurovision months ago, back in May. However, shit happened and I had to push it in time. But! Better late than never, isn't it? (Why am I having a déjà vu right now? Did I write the same thing last year or what?) Especially this year, when there was a lot going on on the stage!

From time to time.

Watching the 2022 Eurovision Song Contest was a lot of fun. Italy did great job with preparing the event and the hosts were really charming. There was also a rather wide array of entries... In the semis. Because, let me be honest, the final was unfortunately quite boring when it comes to music – for some reason, the songs that got qualified were mainly ballads and you all know how I feel about Eurovision ballads. And to say this year was plentiful in them is an understatement.

But we'll get to it in the second part of the post, when I talk about the qualified songs. Now, let's recap the ones that didn't get into the final!

40. Slovenia: "Disko" by LPS

Such a cute, funky song! It may not be in my taste, but I'm still quite sad it scored so low. It's catchy and the performance is well choreographed. Also, the vocalist has really pleasant voice and the whole band – a lot of charm.

 

I really was sure I'd see LPS in the finals. Quite a pity... 

39. Georgia: "Lock Me In" by Circus Mircus

I'm always up for some interesting costumes and these guys definitely nailed it. I mean, we have some steampunk (I love the vocalist's googles!), a spiky mask, a sparkly pirate with a diorama (I wish you could see my face when it opened... I expected a lot, but not this!) and a guy with flower beard. It's creative and stands out, just as an ESC entry should. The song is very pleasant too, especially the chorus.

 

To be honest, I was sure Georgia would qualify and, similarly to Slovenia, seeing it at the bottom of the scoreboard is heartbreaking.

38. Bulgaria: "Intention" by Intelligent Music Project

After Måneskin's win last year, I was sure 2022 would be plentiful in rock music, with most of the songs qualifying.

 

Well, you've already seen how good I am in making predictions.

 

"Intention" is a bit generic, but it doesn't mean it's bad. The instrumental sounds good, especially the guitar solo, and the vocal is really solid. The staging is good too and fits the song pretty well. Also, pyros. Pyros are always welcome.

37. Montenegro: "Breathe" by Vladana

And here we are, first of many ballads in this year's listing...

 

I have to admit, the vocals are great here, Vladana has some skills. The rest however... I feel like I've already heard this song. Many, many times. It's nothing interesting, unfortunately. The language change is nice though and to be honest, I think this song would work better if it wasn't mainly in English.

Also, I need to have a word with the costume designer. I mean, the dress is fine... But what the fuck is this shining plate on Vladana's back?!

36. Austria: "Halo" by LUM!X and Pia Maria

This is one of my absolute favourites from this year and while I low-key expected it wouldn't qualify (the vocals... Pia did her best and should be proud of herself, but unfortunately, the single version sounds better...), I still was heartbroken. This song is awesome: energetic, catchy, Austria made whole audience dance with it! Perfect example of well-made electro.

 

Also, the staging is quite nice. Lights, fog, some pyros synced with beat, it highlighted the music well. But it was still nothing when compared to the energy of the performers: it's incredible how engaged they're in the music. I enjoyed the performance so much!

Last but not least: I love how Pia Maria looks. Her hair, her make-up, her jewellery, her outfit... Everything is so pretty!

35. Malta: "I Am What I Am" by Emma Muscat

Another ballad, this type a power one. Again, we've all heard this song already. It's not bad, it's just nothing special. Same goes for the overall performance. I mean, the dancing is quite nice... But it doesn't help much. Damn, even the costume has already been done – we have some dresses that would make a disco ball jealous basically every year!

I wouldn't be so critical towards this entry, there's nothing wrong in reusing concepts... If there was something really captivating. And, unfortunately, there is none.

Also, one more thing: GET OFF THE GODDAM PIANO, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

34. Ireland: "That's Rich" by Brooke Scullion

It's not what I usually listen to, but I have to admit, I enjoyed this entry a lot. Brooke has amazing energy on stage and the song as a whole is really catchy. Also, I absolutely love the staging. The dancing is awesome and the special effects complement everything really well. "That's Rich" is a solid entry and it's a bit of a pity it didn't qualify.

 

Also: I love Brooke's costume. It just looks so good!

33. San Marino: "Stripper" by Achille Lauro

Out of all songs, this is the one that I was legit pissed about not getting qualified. It has everything! Energy? Check. Fire? Check. Killer guitar solo? Check. Outrageous outfits?! Glittery cowboy hat?! CAGES?! BULL?! GAY KISS?!

 

THIS is what Eurovision is about: great music accompanied by incredible performance. Achille's charisma is unmatched, he stole the show during the semi. Fuck, the whole band stole the show! Have you seen the guitarist? Or the drummer? Everyone gave 100% into the performance and it shows!

Also, the staging is incredible. The choreography, the camera movement, the lights, everything brings the best out of "Stripper". And the bull at the end, holy fuck, the bull! It wouldn't be an overstatement to say my jaw fucking dropped when Achille continued singing while riding this goddam thing.

Really, this is definitely one of my absolute favourites this year and I'm still incredibly mad it didn't qualify. However, turns out the power of gay and horny was too much for everyone. Cowards.

Cowards!!!

32. Latvia: "Eat Your Salad" by Citi Zēni

So, about everyone getting scared by horny.

 

To be honest, I don't like this song much... But still, the performance itself is very enjoyable. It's colourful (the suits! They look great!), light-hearted and so energetic, you can't help but dance. Also, can we appreciate how Citi Zēni made everyone yell "pussy" during a live show? Come on, this is an achievement.

Unfortunately, seems that instead of salad people preferred some

Alright, I'll see myself out...

31. Denmark: "The Show" by Reddi

To be honest, I wasn't keen on this entry at the beginning... And then the guitars kicked in and I fell in love. Is there anything better than a girl rock band with a catchy song on eurovisional stage?

The performance is really energetic and the musicians poured their whole hearts into it. I was so disappointed they didn't qualify, they definitely deserved it. They would make the final much, much better.

 

Also, can we focus on the drummer for a while? I love how cheerful and enthusiastic she was, I couldn't take my eyes off her for the whole song.

30. Israel: "I.M" by Michael Ben David

Not gonna lie, I enjoyed this performance a lot. Michael Ben David has a lot of charisma on stage, he also did great job singing and dancing at the same time – something that many vocalists can't do. However, I have to admit I wasn't very sad when Israel didn't qualify. The reason was simple.

 

Off stage, David's behaviour was incredibly annoying.  He was touchy and didn't care if he was causing others discomfort. It was especially egregious when hosts were announcing start of the voting. I was surprised no-one told him to fuck off and sit on his ass by his country's table like every other contestant.

29. Cyprus: "Ela" by Andromache

I was a bit sad this entry didn't get qualified though. It's a really charming song with an atmospheric performance. Staging, choreography, lighting, costumes, everything works so well with the music, with its vibes, it's such a pleasure to watch. Also, I was really impressed by the dancers – this big shell thing doesn't look easy to walk, not to mention dance, on and yet they did so well!

 

28. Albania: "Sekret" by Ronela Hajati

Albania performed first in the first semi and to say it was one hell of a strong opening is to say nothing.

 

"Sekret" is an incredible song. It's powerful and enchanting, it deserved the best. Personally, I think the performance itself did it justice: it's sensual and full of passion, it's just sexy in the best possible way. I also love all the ethnic elements, they blend really well with the entry. And the onstage energy is wonderful: Ronela did amazing, so did the dancers. I was rooting for them so hard!

27. North Macedonia: "Circles" by Andrea

This entry is... Decent. The vocal is good and quite emotional, the song itself is okay, the staging fits it well. I liked it... But not enough to actually miss it during the final.

 

However, I have to say, I love Andrea's hair. It's so pretty!

 

26. Croatia: "Guilty Pleasure" by Mia Dimšić

Um, are the straights okay?

The song is totally not my cup of tea. However, I quite like the moment Mia sings in Croatian – quite a pity not all lyrics here are in this language.

Also, I'm not an expert in fashion, but I don't think these shoes fit that dress...

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This concludes the overview of the songs that didn't qualify to the final. Get ready for the next time, we still have 25 entries to go!

Stay tuned!

Image sources:

San Marino kiss was screenshot by me from the official recording of live performance.

Sosig: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1153932-sosig

Life OST: Lifting one's spirits

Hello, sweethearts!

I have no idea, when was the last time I did a "Life OST" episode. Still, there is so much music I want to share with you all!

This time I'm introducing songs that are uplifting. Before you ask "but what's the difference between this list and Numbing Emotional Pain one": the songs I listed in that episode didn't have to lift one's spirit. These are, either because of lyrics or the overall vibe. It's just hard not to smile while listening to them.

So, turn up the volume and let's go!

BlutEngel "Lebe deinen Traum"

I'll start with one of my favourites. "Lebe deinen Traum" is a very powerful song about how you can take your life in your own hands and live the way you really want. The narration about following your dreams and not looking back really speaks to me, matching my life philosophy quite well.

 

Apart from the meaning, "Lebe deine Traum" is also a very catchy tune with awesome vocals by both Ulrike and Chris. And have I mentioned how much I love German? This language is so goddamn sexy!

Cezar "It's My Life"

No one expected Romanian gay opera vampire here!

 

While indeed the lyrics may sound cheesy to some, there is something very uplifting in a song about loving someone so much you want to give this person your life, about how their love completes you. "Love is so bright, like a diamond in the light" sings Cezar and damn, he's right. Love truly is a beautiful thing.

I also love (lol) this song for how it sounds. Opera singing and dubstep go together really well and it's a shame so few artists exploit it.

The Crüxshadows "My Telescope"

There's something very soothing about the way "My Telescope" sounds. The pleasant music and Rogue's heavenly vocal never fail to make me feel better regardless of the situation. The lyrics have quite a nostalgic vibe – Rogue sings about fondly remembering someone, who once was very dear. There's just so much love in this piece it's hard not to smile.

 

I'll be honest: "My Telescope" is my absolute favourite from this album and almost favourite by this band (the most favourite is "Angelus Everlasting"... Which I could also put on this list, but it has already been in this series and I don't want to repeat songs).

 

Blind Channel "Another Sun"

An extremely powerful song (and I'm not talking only about the musical side) about overcoming hardships and hope. Especially hope. The chorus is my favourite part, I love the emotions in it, especially in the vocals.

Of course, I know that the "there's always the light in the dark" message may be cheesy and overused, but in this case it's the delivery what sells it. Blind Channel boys make music from the bottom of their hearts and let's be honest, I'm ready to believe while listening to this song that yes, it'll be better, yes, I'm strong. And that's what I love in this particular song – it really makes me believe.

BlutEngel "Fire in the Distance"

Two BlutEngel songs in one episode? Yeah, sure, why not?

 

At the first glance, the lyrics seem to be rather sad. "Where are your friends when you need them? Where are your lovers when you feel alone?" sings Chris and damn, you can feel the loneliness and helplessness. And then the chorus kicks in and it changes whole mood, bringing a lot of hope. Because this is what this song is about: hope. It promises that there's always place when you're welcome and loved, that there is this warm fire burning in the distance that just waits for you. And, similarly to the previous one, no matter what shit happens to you, you are strong enough to just move on and not look behind.

Isn't it a really uplifting message?

IAMX "Mile Deep Hollow"

Chris Corner. The epitome of grace and beauty with the saddest eyes in the music scene (like, really, every time I see him I just have this urge to hug him, stroke his hair and comfort him). And a wonderful musician with stunning vocal abilities, as demonstrated in this very song (the high notes, holy shit, the high notes!).

While previous two songs on this list were about hope and dealing with struggles, this one is about the aftermath. Chris sings about being finally at peace after various shit that happened and receiving help from people who love him. The latter is especially important. It makes us remember that we are never alone and others will help us up when we fall. Very comforting song.

Also, I love this MV. It's so aesthetic and atmospheric...

 

The Crüxshadows "Quicksilver"

Actually, The Crüxshadows have so many uplifting songs, the biggest problem is choosing. "Quicksilver" is my another favourite. The music is very energetic, it's hard to sit still while listening to it, you just want to move. I especially like how violins are incorporated among electronics – all songs by this band make amazing use of violins, but this one is exceptional.

 

Another thing I absolutely love is the vocal. As you have probably noticed, I adore Rogue's voice, he sounds like an angel. Here he sings about fighting back against all hardships and facing what is to come with hope. "The future belongs to the brave" indeed and it's hard not to be brave when you are motivated with such powerful music.

 

Fractal Dreamers "Fortuna Redux"

Can an instrumental piece be uplifting? Well, yes, especially this one. It isn't easy to describe, but listening to "Fortuna Redux" always fills me with a lot of warm feelings and happiness. The song is energetic, pleasant and, for some reason, very motivating. It may be the quick rhythm and catchy melody line. Such a lovely piece to listen when you need a cheer up!

My Friend Is a DJ feat. Eleanor Forte "Down The Dark Road"

An episode without vocaloid music? No way! (Okay, this is SynthV, not Vocaloid, but shhh).

While lyrics indeed are very uplifting, focusing on progressing our path of life without getting discouraged, it's the instrumentals that made me choose this piece. For some reason, the electronic melody line (especially the bridge between first two parts of vocals, that's my favourite) always makes me feel better and happier. There is something very light and warm in it, like a hug from a loved one. My Friend Is a DJ did a wonderful job here.

Miki Núñez "La Venda"

I think this song doesn't need any further comments besides the fact that I usually don't listen to stuff like that and yet I absolutely love this. Also, when Spain performed on Eurovision 2019, whole green room erupted into a big, happy conga line. Whole. Green room. How awesome is this?

 

−真天地開闢集団−ジグザグ "Promise"

Last but not least, a song that I've been listening a lot to for last several months. There's something very soothing and ethereal in it, especially the melody. ジグザグ really did their best here, making a piece that is both powerful and extremely comforting. And the vocals? Mikoto always sound wonderful, he has such warm voice, but here he had truly outdid himself. Gorgeous song, simply gorgeous.
 

And this concludes the list! I hope the songs here made you smile at least a little bit. And what songs do you listen to cheer yourself up?

See you next time (which will probably be after the Five Flavours Festival, I think I'll review at least a couple of films from there), sweethearts! Take care!

The year everyone got horny (Eurovision 2021 2/2)

Eurovision's Grand Final – an event I'm waiting for every year. This time I was even more excited for it than usual and the fact that there was no contest last year wasn't the only reason. This year there were so many incredible artists competing, it was hard to foresee who might win. So, why not have a look (and listen!) at all entries?

26. United Kingdom: "Embers" by James Newman

The scoring system implemented in 2016 makes it almost impossible to get zero points. Almost.

 

"Embers" isn't the worst song this year (if you exclude constant usage of this goddamn trumpets and trombones, but it may be my hatred for metal wind instruments speaking). It's catchy and James has great stage presence. However, when compared to other entries, it's rather bland and forgettable.

Or it would be if it didn't get exactly zero points. Hey, it is an achievement!

But I have to admit, this song made me feel quite uneasy. These giant trumpets have very threatening aura...

25. Germany: "I Don't Feel Hate" by Jendrik

While this song completely doesn't match my taste, I still enjoyed it a lot. Jendrik s a huge ball of sunshine and his optimism and enthusiasm are contagious. The performance itself is great – very energetic and upbeat. I'm really surprised that it did this bad with points. Germany deserved much better.

Also let's not forget that, despite ESC being a rather family-friendly show, they still somehow managed to flip off whole Europe.

24. Spain: "Voy A Quedarme" by Blas Cantó

You know, I actually like this entry. The song is very personal and emotional and Blas has great voice – the high notes are stunning. The visuals are very fitting, setting the mood. There's only one thing I don't like: this giant moon is completely unnecessary (damn, for whole performance I was wondering, if it'd fall on the scene...).

 

23. Netherlands: "Birth Of A New Age" by Jeangu Macrooy

A very unique entry. It's always refreshing to see different cultures represented at Eurovision. The song itself is very powerful and has an important message. Quite a pity it didn't receive the recognition it deserved.

 

Also, I really like the dancer. He's so skilled and invested!

 

22. San Marino: "Adrenalina" by Senhit feat. Flo Rida

Okay, San Marino getting an American rapper to perform a fragment of the song definitely was at the bottom of the "what to expect" list. Unfortunately, this bold move didn't bring them a victory. Still, the song is quite nice, perfect for summer. The performance is also good.

 

However, there's one thing that keeps bugging me... What is Senhit wearing at the beginning and whose idea was it?!

21. Albania: "Karma" by Anxhela Peristeri

I love this entry so much! It's epic and unique. Anxhela's vocal is incredible, so strong and just beautiful. I also like the idea behind the staging: it's quite minimalistic, but makes the audience focus on the singer. Awesome. Simply awesome.

20. Azerbaijan: "Mata Hari" by Efendi

When I first heard this song, I joked it's just "Cleopatra 2.0". And okay, they are similar, but I think it was deliberate ("Cleopatra" is even referenced in the lyrics).

 

Strong entry with nice staging (I love the snake!) and catchy song. I also like the ethnic elements it brings, diversity is always welcomed.

And let's not forget about the Eurovisional love story it sparked!

19. Belgium: "The Wrong Place" by Hooverphonic

One of my favourites this year. I love it's dark vibe, pretty rare at this contest. The minimalistic staging builds an unique atmosphere of melancholy, very fitting for a song about a one night stand gone sour. And I have to admit I'm in love with the music, especially the chorus. I can listen to it all the time.

As a whole, "The Wrong Place" is rather non-Eurovisional, but I wouldn't say it's a bad thing – it's just different.

18. Norway: "Fallen Angel" by TIX

After the first hearing, I didn't like this song – I wrote it off as another break-up ballad. But then I learnt more about the singer. And watched the music video. And just fell in love.

 

"Fallen Angel" is one of the most important entries this year. TIX tells the story about coming to terms with one's weaknesses and not letting our demons drag us down. The moment he takes off his glasses is extremely powerful: he's not ashamed of his illnesses, of who he is. Despite progressing normalisation of various health problems, talking about it is still an act of bravery. TIX knows it and still shares his experiences whenever he can. I admire him a lot for doing this.

Also, let's be honest: he's such a lovely person, it's hard not to like him!

17. Israel: "Set Me Free" by Eden Alene

Cool, very catchy entry. I especially like the dancers, the energetic choreography complements the show quite well. Also, Eden's very charismatic and really does her best, which is great to watch. And these high notes? Amazing.

 

I only have a question to the hairdresser: how?!

16. Cyprus: "El Diablo" by Elena Tsagrinou

No, I'm not going to make another "Cyprus sends the same entry every year" joke, don't worry. (This stopped being funny ages ago... Although Elena reminds me a bit about Tamta, but in a good way).

 

This whole performance oozes sex-appeal. The song, the staging, the choreography, everything is so sexy you can't take your eyes off the screen. Also, can we focus on the dancers for a while? They are so skilled, it's a shame the audience looks only at the main singer. For me they actually made this entry.

Also, minor thing but I like the contrast between the costumes. Crystal dress and red body suits are a really clever combination.

15. Serbia: "Loco Loco" by Hurricane

Sweethearts, a new party anthem just dropped!

But really, this entry is incredible. Danceable song? Shiny costumes? Wild hair? It has everything! I also love how the girls share the spotlight: there are moments when the focus is only on one of them, thanks to which each has her time to shine. And last but not least, Hurricane somehow managed to pull absolutely wild choreography while singing and never got out of breath. Talk about stamina!

There is only one thing I don't like: the visuals with black-and-white stripes were quite unnecessary and too epileptic to my taste. They could have been exchanged for something less seizure-triggering.

14. Sweden: "Voices" by Tusse

The song itself is not exactly in my type, but I still like it. The performance is very emotional and Tusse did incredibly well. He has great voice, especially in the chorus. Also, the staging is nice, I like the changes in visualisations. It made the song much more epic.

13. Moldova: "Sugar" by Natalia Gordienko

One of the most fabulous entries this year. Natalia's breathy vocal is so hot, which fits the song's theme really well. And I love how she is clearly having fun while performing – she didn't stop smiling even when she dropped the mic. And the note at the end? Woah, talk about lung capacity.

 

The staging is one of the best. The rotating platform is a simple, but effective item, which makes the choreography more interesting. I also like the slightly futuristic vibe of the whole performance created by the visuals.

Only complaint? I quite miss the cake gore from the MV.

It was unexpected, but awesome.

12. Portugal: "Love Is On My Side" by The Black Mamba

You know, I appreciate the concept and can see, why people like this entry... But I still hate it. It just somehow manages to tick most boxes on my "things I don't like in music" list. I'm sorry.

 

11. Bulgaria: "Growing Up Is Getting Old" by Victoria

I have the same problem with this entry as with the Portugese one. Just... Not my cup of tea. At all.

But again, the concept is great and Victoria did well.

10. Greece: "Last Dance" by Stefania

I'll be honest, I totally didn't expect the green screen. But I have to admit, the idea is quite cool, especially when the dancers join. I only feel a little bit sorry for the live audience – it must have been weird to watch.

 

And the song? Well, I like the single version a little bit more, but still. I enjoyed it.

But I have to complain a little: where is the pegasus?!

9. Russia: "Russian Woman" by Manizha

A song about strong women performed by a strong woman. Despite receiving a lot of hate, Manizha didn't back out and instead did her best at the competition. Take that, haters.

 

Also, the staging is on point. The act of leaving the self-propelling dress symbolising a reborn? Working class jumpsuit? Blending modern elements with the traditional ones? The choir of different women from all around the country? I love every single fragment of it.

8. Lithuania: "Discoteque" by The Roop

Such a cute entry! It's extremely catchy, it's hard to sit down while listening to it. The silly choreography with a lot of arm flailing and jumping perfectly conveys the feeling of bouncing around to favourite music when nobody looks. Really, this song should be listed in the dictionary as the definition of fun.

 

7. Malta: "Je Me Casse" by Destiny

Another great song with feminist undertones. Destiny slayed both in terms of vocals and stage presence. However, the fact that Malta put so much pressure on her makes it a little bit hard to enjoy this performance. Poor girl, she was so stressed...

6. Finland: "Dark Side" by Blind Channel

Did I expect to leave this year's Eurovision with a new musical obsession? No. Do I mind? Also, no.

"Dark Side" was my absolute favourite from the first listening. It has everything I love: heavy guitar, melodic electronics, energetic vocals. While many people despise it as "too edgy", taking a closer look reveals it's much more than a simple rage song. It's a song about being an outcast and not giving a fuck about the world that excluded you. About flipping off all that shit that makes you tired and angry. About partying at the end of the world with others like you. About unity.

The meaning is punctuated by amazing performance, full of flashing lights, pyrotechnics and this unique feral energy. Blind Channel boys don't only pour their hearts in their music. They're living, breathing it. And it shows.

Another reason I adore this band are the members. Blind Channel consists of six cute dorks, who clearly love music and each other. They feel comfortable together, often joke and are affectionate. It's really hard not to love them. They're awesome.

And yeah, I have a massive crush on Aleksi. But come on, he's such an adorable cinnamon roll!

5. Ukraine: "Shum" by Go_A

Folk is awesome. Electronic music is awesome. And what happens when you mix it?

 

Perfection. Perfection happens.

 

"Shum" is a shining example of how to incorporate Eastern European folk elements into an entry and make it appealing to broader audience. The song is catchy and mesmerising, blending traditional music with wild rave. Futuristic visuals and TRON-like dancers complement it nicely, creating unique atmosphere that you just want to experience. And these vocals? Incredible.

Yes, I'm absolutely in love with Kateryna Pavlenko, why do you ask?

4. Iceland: "10 Years" by Daði og Gagnamagnið

I have a problem with this entry. Surprisingly, it's not the song. I mean, the song is okay, not my taste, but whatever, if someone likes this slightly retro vibe, then fine, enjoy it.

 

I have a problem with the performance. Due to one person from the group testing positively to COVID, Daði og Gagnamagnið didn't perform live. Instead, the footage from the rehearsal was shown both at semi-final and the grand final. And okay, I understand that, the band didn't want to compete without one person... But still, I can't shake the feeling that it was kind of unfair towards rest of the contestants. Let's be honest: performing live in front of the giant audience is completely different from recording the song. It's additional stress, so many things can go wrong... Twice. And they didn't have to deal with it.

I'm not saying that Iceland didn't deserve such a high score, I actually feel quite sorry for them that they couldn't perform live. But still, I have mixed feelings towards whole situation.

3. Switzerland: "Tout l'Univers" by Gjon's Tears

You know that I didn't like this song in the beginning? But then I reached the chorus, Gjon hit the high notes and I got swept away.

 

I love it. I just love it.

 

The entry is extremely ethereal and full of feelings, you just get lost in it. Gjon's angelic vocals match it perfectly. Also you can see that he's pouring his heart and soul in the performance, like his whole self belonged to music.

 

However, I have to admit that this entry gave me a little anxiety – at the end, when Gjon is waddling, I was afraid he's going to fall. Fortunately, it was just my paranoia.

Gjon's such a sweetheart, I just want to hug him... (Is it just me or there was a lot, I mean A LOT of cinnamon rolls among contestants this year?)

2. France: "Voilà" by Barbara Pravi

*sighs* And what am I supposed to sat about this entry?

 

Don't get me wrong: Barbara is a great vocalist and she nailed the performance. However, again, "Voilà" just ticks everything of my "I hate that in music" list (and a little more). The minimalistic staging doesn't help either. Sorry.

1. Italy: "Zitti E Buoni" by Måneskin

If the fact Italy won isn't an ultimate proof how horny everyone was this year, then I don't know what is.

This entry is so sexy and I don't only mean the band looking hot (although they do). The vocals are sexy, the instrumentals are sexy, the way everyone move and interact with each other is so, so, SO sexy. I don't usually listen to this type of rock, but "Zitti E Buoni" somehow managed to capture me with it's sexiness and unapologeticness, especially the latter. Måneskin don't care if they are perceived as inappropriate or rude (they even performed the uncensored version as a reprise!), they just create and don't give a fuck. And that's beautiful.

Congratulations, Italy! You deserved it.

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And this concludes this year's Eurovisional posts. It was a wild, but very satisfactory ride. I can't wait till next year's contest.

See you all in Italy! Take care! 💜

Image sources:

Giant trumpets of uneasiness: https://youtu.be/VxNOynEJ6wc?t=48

Finger: https://youtu.be/1m0VEAfLV4E?t=184

TIX: https://eurovision.tv/participant/tix-2021

Cake gore: https://youtu.be/1zvnsvxA3to?t=168

Stefania and pegasus: https://youtu.be/duqBorqR2sM?t=97

Aleksi my beloved: https://youtu.be/t6UVdzwjhuE?t=374

Kate my beloved: https://youtu.be/lqvzDkgok_g?t=61

Gjon: https://eurovision.tv/participant/gjons-tears-2021